New Meaning To Coconut Milk

| Romantic | April 20, 2013

(I am sitting on my couch. My boyfriend is singing ‘I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts’ next to me.)

Boyfriend: “Hey, I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts!”

Me: “No, you don’t.”

Boyfriend: “Yes, I do.”

Me: “Well, where do you keep them?”

Boyfriend: “…on your chest!”

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