Our New Laptops Turn Water Into Wine

, , , | Right | October 13, 2017

(I work at a major electronics retailer. On this particular day I am in the computer department when I approach a friendly, somewhat stereotypically redneck, southern man to see if he needs any help.)

Me: “Hi there! What brings you in today?”

Customer: “Well, I’m lookin’ at some o’ these laptop computers, and besides Sony or Haytch-P or Tuhshibuh, what other brands do you like?”

Me: “Well, we have a great deal on an Asus—” *I pronounce it “AY-soos”* “—and it’s really—”

Customer: *interrupting* “’AY-SOOS?!’ Ain’t that what the Mexicans call Jesus?”

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