New Heights Of Stupidity
(My 16th birthday is in a few days. My mom is holding her fingers about two inches apart.)
Mom: “You’re this much too short!”
Me: “What are you talking about?”
Mom: “I expected you to be the same height as me when you’re sixteen! I was the same height as me when I was 16!”
(I couldn’t stop laughing!)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?