New Forms Of Water Torture

| Friendly | April 28, 2014

(For the record, I am incredibly clumsy and am constantly hitting my head on things.)

Me: “Ow! I just hit my head!”

Friend: “You have got to stop doing that. I know! I’m going to train you.”

(The next day.)

Me: “Ow! My knee!”

(I turn around to talk to another friend, when I’m hit with a squirt of water.)

Me: “What the heck?!”

Friend: “Bad [My Name]! Bad girl! Stop hurting yourself! See, I’m training you!”

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