New Band Name: Underwhelming Pancake

(I’m the customer here, and I am taking myself out for breakfast in a new cafe in town. After an all in all rather unpleasant experience — slow, uncoordinated service, wrong drinks, long waits, drafty room, underwhelming pancake — I am paying.)

Server: “Was everything all right?”

(I don’t want to be rude, because some days are just bad.)

Me: “It was okay.”

Server: “Just okay?”

Me: “Well, the pancake was a bit dry, but now I know for next time.”

Server: “Oh, yeah, when you ordered, I thought about how that one isn’t very good.”