Never Smart: Biting The Hand That Makes Your Coffee
Customer: “I want a coffee.”
Me: “What sort of coffee can I get for you, sir?”
Customer: “Just black coffee.”
Me: “Would you like drip coffee or an Americano, sir?”
Customer: “Don’t make it so BLOODY COMPLICATED! Just get me a coffee! And don’t try to sell me them fancy things like sprinkles, neither!”
(My coworker and I stifle our laughter as I silently ring up the largest size of the most expensive ‘black’ coffee.)
Customer: “That’s better. No more of your lip!”
Coworker: *laughs out loud*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
