Never Sausage A Thing Before

| Romantic | January 21, 2016

(I am telling my husband about a story on Facebook but muddle my words while trying to read at the same time.)

Me: “So now it’s being shared, left, right, and sausage… Wait…”

Husband: *hysterical laughter* “That is so going to be a thing now.”

(Later I am somewhat drowsy and am rambling.)

Me: “Left, right, and sausage. It’s a thing now, and so is ‘Neither here nor sausage.’”

Husband: “What?”

Me: “Like, neither here nor there. I thought it was funny.”

Husband: “Okay?”

Me: “I’m not making sense am I? Just forget that one.”

Husband: “Not a problem.” *pause* “Aaaand it’s gone.”

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