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Never Sausage A Thing Before, Part 3

, , , | Right | August 11, 2021

My husband has a love for a certain fast food restaurant’s honey chicken breakfast biscuit. Unfortunately, they stop serving them at 10:30 am. He gets off work early one morning and decides he is going to swing by to take advantage of a sale and get a bunch of them for the family. He hits the drive-thru at exactly 10:24. In front of him is some guy having a conversation with the poor girl taking the order.

Customer: “Yeah, ummmmm, so I am looking at the menu. Is that chicken real or processed?”

Employee: “I’m sorry, sir? I… I… really have no idea.”

Customer: “Well, can you find out? I don’t want processed food.”

Employee: “Um, okay, I need to go ask the manager.”

My husband is fuming at this point and thinking, “If this guy doesn’t hurry up, it will be past 10:30 and I won’t get my chicken biscuits, and frankly, if this guy is so concerned about processed food, he should go to one of those whole food grocery stores or head to a farm.”

Employee: “Okay, we really have no idea, sir.”

Customer: “I don’t want to take the chance on getting something processed, so I will take the sausage biscuits.”

My husband says he could almost hear the girl face-palming. You can’t get more processed than sausage. 

My husband pulls up and the girl asks what he would like to order.

Husband: “Yeah, I want eight processed chicken biscuits.” 

She burst out laughing and asked him to pull around to the window. She told my husband that everyone in the drive-thru heard him and the whole crew was dying laughing. They threw in a free biscuit for my husband.

Related:
Never Sausage A Thing Before, Part 2
Never Sausage A Thing Before