Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 5
A customer is complaining that her card is being declined in our little corner shop.
Customer: “It’s because I’m out here in the middle of f****** nowhere, isn’t it?! Your signal is weak as p*ss!”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. There could be many reasons for your card being declined, but I don’t think it’s our signal. It’s been working fine all day, and—”
Customer: “Are you accusing me of having no money?! You cheap little skank!”
As the customer is ranting, an older lady walks up to her and starts waving a banana in her face.
Customer: “What the f*** are you doing?!”
Old Lady: “Well, sorry, c**tcake, I just assumed since you have the manners of a f****** monkey, I’d try to calm you the f*** down. Now, which end do you want the banana in?”
Related:
Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 4
Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 3
Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 2
Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
