Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 12
We give tourists some rides around specific areas of the national park that are very scenic and not too far from the visitor center. It’s salmon season, so the river is quite busy.
Tourist: “Is there a special park ranger that picks up all the dead salmon?”
Me: *Joking around.* “Yes, that’s Officer Bear and his buddy, Deputy Eagle.”
Tourist: *Angry and serious.* “Well, where are they? They’re not doing a very good job.”
Me: “They… uh… work the night shift.”
Tourist: “That’s stupid.”
Me: “…I totally agree.”
Related:
Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 11
Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 10
Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 9
Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 8
Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 7
