Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 11
It’s my last day working in the restaurant, and I have run out of f***s to give. I was actually supposed to finish yesterday but my manager begged me to do one last Saturday shift due to a call out, but I warned him I would suffer no fools today.
Customer: “Can I get a fish burger?”
Me: “We don’t do a fish burger, sir. Just the regular burger, chicken, and veggie burger.”
Customer: “But I want the fish burger? Can you get that for me?”
Me: “No, sir, that item is kept on our super-secret menu reserved for customers who ask for it three times.”
Customer: “Really?”
Me: “No.”
He got the chicken burger and only had to ask for it once.
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Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 10
Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 9
Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 8
Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 7
Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 6
