Never Fall Asleep With This Guy Again

(I take a trip out of town for a ping-pong tournament. I and my teammate stay late at a tournament in LA so we check into a hotel in the area. It is about three am before we are settled in the room. I am watching TV on my bed while my teammate is replacing the rubber padding on his ping pong paddle in anticipation of the next game. I fall asleep while we’re talking and the next day while in the lobby waiting to be checked out, my teammate let out this:)

Teammate: “Hey, by the time I finished putting on my rubber, you’d fallen asleep!”