Never-Fail Conversation Starters
Me: “Can I help you with anything today?”
Customer: “How old are you?”
Me: “Um… I’m 17.”
Customer: “No, you’re not!”
Me: “Yes, I am.”
Customer: “No, no! You’re 4.6 billion years old! You’re older than me, and you’re older than your parents. Jesus is inside you!”
Me: “Er… can I help you with anything else?”
Customer: “Oh, can I borrow a pen?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?