Never Ending Con(text)s

| Romantic | August 2, 2013

(I text my boyfriend constantly, since we live so far apart. My friend makes constant remarks about how I am glued to my phone.)

Friend: “Okay, I know you never see him, but how can you text your boyfriend 24/7!?”

Me: “I don’t know. We just enjoy conversing with each other.”

Friend: “Don’t you ever run out of things to talk about?”

Me: “No, not really.”

Friend: “Oh please, you can’t carry on a conversation for DAYS without running out of things to talk about. What have you texted today?”

Me: “Well, we were talking about video games. Then it switched to Jurassic Park… then religion… and now we are talking about ways to induce mass hallucinations on a population without them noticing.”

Friend: “…carry on…”

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