Never Disobey A Mother

, , , , , | Friendly | February 24, 2018

(My family is living in England. We’re Americans. My brother is playing on the swings when my mother calls him over.)

Mom: “[Brother]!”

(My brother ignores her, keeps playing.)

Mom: “[Brother]! Get over here!”

(My brother keeps playing.)

Mom: “[BROTHER], GET OVER HERE, NOW!”

(As brother finally stops playing and comes over, so does some random British man.)

Man: “Do you need something?”

Mom: “What? Oh, no. I was calling my son!”

Man: “Ah, I guess we have the same name!”

Mom: *bewildered* “I’m clearly a stranger to you; why did you come over?”

Man: “You called my name in the ‘Mom Voice’! You don’t ignore the ‘Mom Voice,’ no matter what nationality you are!”

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