Never A Dual Moment
(I’m working as an assistant for a manufacturing company. My coworker and I are working on the same assignment on the computer, but I’ve finished before her.)
Coworker: “Hey you finished really quick! This is taking me forever!”
(I look over at her computer. I notice she is maximizing and minimizing a window to go back and forth between two programs.)
Me: “Um… you realize you have two monitors, right?”
Coworker: “…Well, don’t I feel stupid.”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?