Procedurally Generated Lyrics
(I’m cooking dinner while listening to crooner music, while my boyfriend is playing a video game in the living room.)
Me: *singing with “Volare”, loudly enough so my boyfriend can hear* “No wonder my happy heart sings! Your love has given me wings!”
Boyfriend: *not looking away from his game* “Your love has given me a big jetpack… with infinite thrust!”
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