Nephew Pew!

(My fiancé and I are watching my five-year-old nephew.)

Fiancé: “[Nephew], do you know how to dutch oven?

Nephew: “No.”

Fiancé: “Okay, so, when you go home, I want you to fart under a blanket and pull it over your dad’s head. Afterwards, I need you to say ‘[My Name] and [Fiancé] send their regards.'”

Me: “For some reason, I’m okay with you teaching him this.”