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Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 6

, , , , | Right | July 29, 2022

I have just served a customer during an election cycle, and they’re wearing a bold pin that claims their support for Bernie Sanders. After they leave, the next customer starts putting out each of their items with an annoyed “harrumph!”

Customer: “That last customer was a socialist! You shouldn’t serve them! They don’t want you to have a job!”

Me: *Not wanting to engage* “Sorry, ma’am. But I have to serve every customer in my checkout line.”

Customer: “But they want everyone to get money for free and for no one to work!”

Me: *Jokingly* “Well, I’m not sure that’s true, but it would sure be nice to have some free money!”

Customer: “You won’t get that selling to socialists! You only get free money from good old-fashioned American capitalism!”

Me: “Actually, I think the opposite of that is true.”

Related:
Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills, Part 5
Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills, Part 4
Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills, Part 3
Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills, Part 2

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