Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 12
I’m working in a convenience store in New York City. A new mayor has just won his electoral race, and it’s on the front page of every newspaper in the city.
Customer: “Bah! Can you believe this guy? This guy says he’s a socialist! Loud and proud! This city is f***ed!”
Me: “I mean, he makes some interesting points.”
Customer: “F*** off with that socialism! I work hard for over forty hours a week, so that, what, worthless pieces of s*** who contribute nothing to society steal my earnings? F*** that! Get them off their f****** gravy train and force them to get real jobs, losers!”
Me: “Actually, I think you just described capitalism…”
Related:
Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 11
Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 10
Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 9
Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 8
Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 7
