Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills, Part 5

I am in line at customer service, and the customer ahead of me is trying to get a refund.

Customer: “But I have a receipt!”

Employee: “Yes, sir, but you bought this item over five years ago. Our return window is thirty days. The best I can do is store credit.”

Customer: “You greedy corporate fascist communists!”

Employee: “I don’t think all those words mean what you think they mean.”

Related:
Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills, Part 4
Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills, Part 3
Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills, Part 2
Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills