Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills, Part 2

| Rosemont, IL, USA | Geography, History, Politics

(I am Swedish, and visiting friends in the US. I see a bag with some peanut butter and chocolate dipped pretzels.)

Me: “Really?”

(I show the bag to my friends.)

Friend #1: “You don’t have that in Europe?”

Me: “Nope, and I’m glad we don’t. You Americans are silly.”

(We laugh a bit together, when suddenly an older man comes up.)

Old Man: “You f****** communist! You think you can come here and demean us!?”

Me: “Excuse me? I was ju—”

Old Man: “Shut up, d*** Russian! Go back to Siberia, and pray to Stalin!”

Friend #1: “Umm… he’s actually Swedish.”

Old Man: “Are you a f****** commie too?”

Friend #2: “None of us are! And frankly, we’ve had quite enough of your bull-s***, so p*** off.”

Old Man: “Whatever, we still won the cold war!”

(We just leave. Later on by the cash register, we see the same old man about to pay for his things. When he spots us, he points his finger towards us and shouts.)

Old Man: “Watch out for the commie b*******!”

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