Needs To Transform His Tastes
(My sister and best friend are working a family festival. Their job is to take pictures of the kids and print them out for the parents. A little boy comes up to my sister wearing an Autobot t-shirt.)
Sister: “Oh wow, I love your shirt bud! Who’s you’re favorite autobot?”
Kid: “Soundwave!”
Sister: “Oh… that’s cool.”
(My sister takes the picture and the kid leaves. She then turns to my friend.)
Sister: “Soundwave is totally a Decepticon.”
Best Friend: “He’s your brother’s favorite.”
Sister: “I know!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?