Needs To Take A Sabbath-ical From Stupidity
(I am the manager of the cashiers. A customer is talking to one of my cashiers.)
Customer: “You know you are going to Hell? Right?”
Coworker: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “You are going because you are working on a Sunday.”
Coworker: “Well, I guess I will see you there since you are shopping.”
(The customer’s face goes red but he says nothing else. He pays and leaves. The coworker comes up to me.)
Coworker: “Oh, gosh. I am not going to get fired am I?”
Me: “Not by my standards you aren’t!”