Needs To Take A Chill Pill(ow)
(My girlfriend and I have just finished being intimate. She’s lying with her head on my shoulder and we’re drowsing, about to fall asleep.)
Girlfriend: “What do you want to do tomorrow?”
Me: “Don’t know; don’t care; want to sleep…”
Girlfriend: “Come on, talk to me.”
Me: “No, want sleep.”
Girlfriend: “But you know I like pillow talk. Talk to me!”
Me: “So talk to the pillow. I’m sleeping…”
(I don’t remember a word of this conversation. She gave me a hard time about it for days after.)
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