Needs To Stop Doing That
(I’m riding my scooter down the street and I come to a construction zone. The road is closed off to one lane and the guy with the stop/slow sign is signalling for my side to stop so the cars going the other direction can go through. I stop, and when I do, the worker holding the sign starts walking toward me. I figure there’s either an issue he’s going to inform me of or he wants to comment on my bike.)
Worker: “Hey, did you need something?”
Me: “Uh… No?”
Worker: “Why’d you stop, then?”
(I wordlessly pointed to the stop sign he was holding in his hand. He looked up at it and just said, “…ooh!” in a tone that made it sound like he only just realized he had it in his hand.)
Question of the Week
What is the most wholesome experience you’ve ever had?