Needs To Read The Fine Prints

| Romantic | June 9, 2014

(My girlfriend and I are lying in bed talking after sex. I make a joke at her expense and she gives me a playful slap for it.)

Me: “Ow! I should call the cops and report you for abuse.”

Girlfriend: “I don’t think they are likely to side with you considering I have a handprint on my a** clear enough to get fingerprints from.”

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