Needs To Inspect Their Own Irony

| Right | December 25, 2014

(It’s Christmas Eve, and we are slammed with everyone coming to get that last final checkup before going on vacation.)

Me: “Welcome to [Auto Shop]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I’d like to have my car inspected. I’m getting ready to go on a long trip and I don’t have much time. Can you get this done quickly?”

Me: “Well, ma’am, we have about a one hour wait before we can get you in.”

Customer: “Wow, I didn’t think it would be this busy being it’s the day before Christmas. You know if people didn’t come in on holidays the big corporations wouldn’t open their doors on them.”

Me: “So that’s a no to the inspection?”

Customer: “Oh, no, I totally want to still do it. I’m just saying.”

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