Needs The Coupon To Afford Those Car Payments
I was once in line at a Walgreens to check out behind an elderly couple who were arguing with the cashier over an expired fifty-cent coupon.
Cashier: “Ma’am, sir, I’ve explained three times now that with a coupon expired by that much time, there’s nothing I can do. Please either make the purchase or step out of line, as there are other customers waiting.”
Customer: “If we buy our stuff and find a good coupon later, can we come back and get the fifty cents back?”
Cashier: “Yes.”
They finally pay and get out. I pay for my s*** and am done with the transaction in twenty seconds because I am a civilized human being.
I go back out to my car, and guess who’s rooting through the backseat of an $80,000 Mercedes (I know my cars), parked next to me, looking for a coupon?






