Needs Protection From Friends

| UK | Friendly | July 16, 2015

(I am known for being clumsy and have fallen over about five times in the last week already. It is also very icy and slippery outside. I am texting my friends before school.)

Friend #1: “[My Name] will probably fall on the ice.”

Me: “I bet you I don’t.”

(A minute later.)

Me: “Okay forget that; I just decked it in my house.”

Friend #2: “BRING BUBBLE WRAP! WE’LL MAKE YOU A PROTECTIVE SUIT.”

Friend #3: “I need new friends.”

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