Needs More Than Decaf To Solve Her Problems

, , , , | Right | October 16, 2019

(A customer drives up to speaker box.)

Me: *speaking into headset* “Hello. May I take your order, please?”

Customer: “Do you have decaf lattes?”

Me: “Sorry, our latte machine automatically dispenses caffeinated espresso with the frothed milk, so no.”

Customer: “So, you’re telling me decaf coffee or nothing?”

Me: “No, ma’am, we have a variety of decaf products such as hot chocolate, several types of tea, fruit smoothies, lemonades, as well as decaf coffee, and a few more.”

Customer: “Yeah, but decaf?!

Me: “Yes, those are all decaf prod—”

Customer: “I want a large steeped tea!”

Me: “Did you want it to be the decaf steeped tea?”

Customer: “Just give me a regular tea!”

Me: “Okay…”

Customer: “With two milk! And that’s it!”

Me: “Okay, that’ll be $1.88 at the window.”

(The customer drives up to the window.)

Coworker: “Here’s your large steeped tea, two milk.”

Customer: “I WANTED A MEDIUM!” *slams on the gas and leaves*

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