A Sad Reminder Of His Oddness

(I am lying in bed, looking at my phone when my fiancé comes over. He hovers over me, gives me a few quick pecks on the lips, then pulls back and smiles sweetly at me.)

Fiancé: “One day, one of us is going to die.” *gets up and walks away* “And then the other one will be sad…”

(I couldn’t stop laughing and told him it had to go up on Not Always Romantic immediately!)