Needs Some Gorilla Cheese
(I work at a popular pizza and arcade place. A customer and presumably his girlfriend come to the register to place an order.)
Me: “Welcome to [Pizza Place]. What can I get for you today?”
Man: “What do y’all sell here?”
Me: “Pizza.”
Man: “Oh. Y’all got chicken?”
Me: “We have chicken wings, and slices of chicken you can put on your pizza.”
Man: “But you don’t got no, like, fried chicken?”
Me: “No, sir.”
Man: “Oh. Y’all got waiters?”
Me: “No, sir.”
Man: “Well, how’s the food get to us?”
Me: “I’ll give you this buzzer, and when it lights up and vibrates you can pick your food up over there.”
(I point at a counter where several other people are picking up their pizza.)
Woman: *seeming a little impatient* “Okay, how about a medium pizza, and some breadsticks.”
Man: “Man, I ain’t eatin’ no breadsticks. I need more than that; I’m like a gorilla.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
