Needs An Intervention Prevention

| Concord, MA, USA | Friendly | June 12, 2014

(I’ve just been released from the hospital after a bike accident. Due to the nature of my injury I’ve lost a considerable amount of weight, and at 5′ tall I only weigh 90 lbs. I also have bruises all over my arms from multiple IVs and blood drawings. I’m entering a local restaurant to meet with some friends.)

Friend #1: “[My Name], you’re probably wondering why we asked you to meet us here.”

Friend #2: *loudly* “It’s about the heroin you’ve been using.”

(The entire restaurant went silent. I’ve never had a more uncomfortable meal!)

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