Our Whole Relationship Was In A Hot, Dense, State…

(My husband and I are both huge fans of ‘The Big Bang Theory,’ but due to lack of new episodes it’s been a while since we saw it last. One night as I’m heading off to bed…)

Me: *replying to something he said* “True that.”

Husband: “True dat?”

Me: “…yeah, I’ve gotten a lot more street since we dated.”

Husband: “I love you so much! That was exactly what I had in mind. This is why we fit so perfectly together.”

(Slight pause.)

Husband: “One thing worries me though… Apparently you’re Leonard and I’m Penny!”