It’s Crunch Time

(My girlfriend’s shoulder and neck have recently been really hurting her. As she’s never been to a chiropractor before, I suggest she make an appointment with the chiropractor’s office I’ve been going to since I was a kid. After a couple sessions she’s enamored with the difference they’ve made. I go in to get my back tweaked and end up getting seen by my girlfriend’s doctor, who I’ve never met before, as mine is out of the office. During our session, I mention that my girlfriend raves about the doctor’s ability. As I go to check out we make chit chat…)

Chiropractor: “So, how do you know [Girlfriend]?”

Me: “She’s my girlfriend, but we were friends for 13 years before that.”

Chiropractor: “Oh, I see it now!”

Me: “What do you mean?”

Chiropractor: “You both make the same noises when I crunch you.”

(After later giving an example to my girlfriend, she confirmed this to be true.)