Needs A Better Back(ing)-Up Plan
Outdoors/Outside | Romantic
| October 8, 2013
(I am taking my girlfriend and best friend to dinner, and have just found an awesome parking spot, but I have to parallel park.)
Me: “I GOT THIS!”
Girlfriend & Best Friend: “No, you don’t.”
(Suddenly a random and flamboyant man shows up.)
Man: “Honey.” *turns to my girlfriend but points at me* “Is that one yours?”
Girlfriend: “Indeed he is.”
Man: “Honey. I’m gonna help your man park. I’m a New York Jew, and he is cute!”
(He then helps me park perfectly, then runs back to his date.)
Me: “Can’t I ever go somewhere and not get emasculated?”
Girlfriend: “Look at the positive side! Now two people here think you’re cute!”
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