You Need Coffee For Callers Like This
(I work in an adult store that’s in the same building as a topless club. I answer their phone as well as ours, but most people call with questions about the club.)
Caller: “How’s it looking down there?”
(We get this question a lot, and I honestly don’t know if they would prefer it be packed or empty, so I usually respond the same way.)
Me: “I don’t know. I answer the phone in the adult store next door.”
Caller: “Oh, really? What’s your favorite thing in the adult store?
Me: *rolling my eyes* “I don’t have a favorite.”
Caller: “Oh, come on!”
Me: *looking around quickly* “My [Coffee Maker]. Does that work for you? My [Coffee Maker] is my favorite thing here.”
Caller: “Well, that’s no fun.”
Me: “It is for me. I really like coffee.” *click*