You Need A Boss That’s More Switched On

(After months of planning and preparing, we’re getting ready to flip the switch on a brand new computer system. The week before the switch, the boss is paying a visit to the office to see how preparations are going.)

Me: “So, are you going to be here next week when we actually turn this on, to help us iron out any problems?”

Boss: “That’s… actually a pretty good idea. Too bad I’ve already got other plans.”