Don’t Try The Eggs That Mom Made

(Our (adult) family is playing Pictionary, about eight or so of us. None of us is particularly talented at drawing, but Mom is definitely the worst. She has drawn a creature of some sort, but no one can figure out what. We are just naming animals at random, even mythical ones. She keeps embellishing her drawing, clearly getting frustrated at our stupidity, until time runs out.)

Me: “Okay, we give up. What is that supposed to be?”

Mom: *eye-rolling* “It’s a CHICKEN!”

Everyone: “…”

Me: *gently* “Um, it has four legs.”

Mom: “Yes, and?”