Naughty Words

(I am scolding my son for throwing a toy at his brother’s head and as it was the fourth time that day I’m getting a bit angry.)

Me: “No! That’s naughty!”

Husband: “Don’t use ‘naughty.’ That’s a silly word.”

Me: “Well, then what the f*** am I supposed to say? He’s two!”

Son: “Da f*** I say?”

Husband: “Well, not that.”