Naughty Words On The Naughty List

Right | December 25, 2015

(I work in a specialty toiletry shop. For the holidays we are selling miniature Santa hats for $1. They’re small enough to fit over the lid on a bottle of lotion, shower gel, or fragrance mist. I am ringing up a woman. Her sister, son, and mother are also at the register. The boy, no older than nine, grabs a Santa hat out of the jar.)

Grandmother: “You could put that on your winger-dinger!”

(The daughters are mortified.)

Daughters: “Mother!”

(I laughed hysterically as I finished ringing the one’s order and then rang the grandmother’s order. I will never be able to look at those Santa hats the same again.)

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