Naughty And Niece

(My wife and I are sitting, kissing, trying to give her sister the hint to leave us alone. She leaves.)

Wife: “I wanna do it.”

Me: “Me too.”

(We both start making out. Moments later her niece walks into the room.)

Niece: “Do you know where the wiimote is?”

Wife: “No, go ask grandpa.”

Niece: “Okay!”

(She starts walking out. Just as she is about to close the door, she opens it again.)

Niece: “Have fun doing stuff you’re not supposed to be doing!”