Natural Selection In Action, Part 2
Zoo Visitor: “Aren’t lions vegetarians?”
Me: “No, lions are carnivores.”
Zoo Visitor: “I’m sure I read somewhere that they are vegetarians. How are they carnivores?”
Me: “Sir, lions are well-known carnivores. They hunt for their food. Their diet consists of mostly meat. They would not survive on fruits and vegetables alone.”
Zoo Visitor: “Are you sure about that?”
Me: *sarcastically* “Well, if you really want to you, can jump into the lion exhibit to see if they’ll eat you.”
Zoo Visitor: “Vegetarians wouldn’t eat a human, would they?”
Me: “My point exactly.”
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