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Natural Selection In Action, Part 2

, , , , | Right | July 21, 2008

Zoo Visitor: “Aren’t lions vegetarians?”

Me: “No, lions are carnivores.”

Zoo Visitor: “I’m sure I read somewhere that they are vegetarians. How are they carnivores?”

Me: “Sir, lions are well-known carnivores. They hunt for their food. Their diet consists of mostly meat. They would not survive on fruits and vegetables alone.”

Zoo Visitor: “Are you sure about that?”

Me: *sarcastically* “Well, if you really want to you, can jump into the lion exhibit to see if they’ll eat you.”

Zoo Visitor: “Vegetarians wouldn’t eat a human, would they?”

Me: “My point exactly.”

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