Nasus Repairo
(I have just returned from a vacation on which I severely sunburnt my nose. My boyfriend is sad that he can no longer bop me on the nose because it is ‘broken’.)
Boyfriend: “It isn’t broken like a broken bone, though. Just broken in the sense that it isn’t really a nose anymore.”
Me: “Did you just call me Voldemort?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?