Napoleon Dynamite Goes To The Zoo

(I am in front of the tigers’ exhibit.)

Visitor: “Excuse me, where is the lion?”

Me: “They are on the other side of the park. Just follow the path to your right.”

Visitor: “What? You don’t keep the lions and tigers together?”

Me: “No. In the wild, they don’t live together.”

Visitor: “But how do they reproduce? The male lion needs to be with the female tiger!”

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