In The Wake Of Sleep Talking
(My girlfriend is staying over. It’s the middle of the night, we’re in bed, and it’s pitch black.)
Me: “Are you okay?”
Girlfriend: “Shut up.”
Me: “You look like you’ve been crying.”
Girlfriend: “Stop talking!”
Me: *starting to feel hurt and confused* “What?”
Girlfriend: “Are you awake now?”
Me: “Yes, I’m awake. What are you talking about?”
Girlfriend: “We’ve been having this conversation, like, every half hour all night. You ask if I’m okay and tell me I look like I’ve been crying. Stop sleep talking. You keep waking me up!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?