Names Are All Relative, Part 2

(I’m trying to get my 3-year-old nephew to settle down by showing him pictures around the house. We come to his parent’s wedding picture.)

Me: *pointing to my sister* “Who’s that?”

Nephew: “Princess mommy!”

Me: “Good job! Now who’s that?”

(I point to my brother in law.)

Nephew: “I-freakin’-gotta-go-to-work-Daddy!”