Name Blame Game, Part 2

(My husband and I are talking about what I might name my cat, which includes things like ‘Sharktopus’, ‘Pancho Villa’, ‘Darth Vader’, and Zoidberg.)

Husband: “You could name him Axel, like from Beverly Hills Cop.”

Me: “You’d better watch out if you don’t start giving me serious suggestions. I’ll name our kid Axel.”

Husband: “At least he’d have his own theme music.”

(Both of us hum the music from ‘Beverly Hills Cop’.)

Me: “Ooh, I could name him Harvey!”

Husband: “Deathstrike.”

Me: “Hmm. Harvey Deathstrike. Our kids are screwed.”

Husband: “Yeah. What would his sister’s name be? Destructo. Destroyer…”

Me: “Please stop now.”

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