Mysteries Of The Butt

(My girlfriend and I stay at my place often enough, and how close we’ve gotten with each other’s bodies has often come up as an issue. This particular exchange happens while we’re spooning, and my hand is on the side of her butt.)

Girlfriend: “I read an article that it’s important to keep mysteries alive in a relationship— Could you scratch my butt? It itches —and I think we’re too open with each other.”

Me: *hysterical laughter*